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Posted January 18, 2010 by Tim Wells in Movies

30-Second Avatar Synopsis

Didn’t think Avatar was derivative? Think again…

John Locke goes to The Island and regains the ability to walk, via the Matrix. After becoming lost in the jungle, Locke is taken to Katsumoto’s village, Teldrassil, where he falls in love with Stands With A Fist.

When the Night Elves’ World Tree is destroyed, Locke sets out to retrieve the colt from Old Regret. He returns victorious from Snowy River and Iceman tells him, “You can be my wingman anytime.”

The Battle of Endor commences and many Ewoks die, defending their planet. After an epic battle with the alien queen, Ferngully is saved.

Gandalf performs a ritual, allowing Locke to become a real boy. Jack and Rose live happily ever after.

Tim Wells

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