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Family
 
Vomit
Vomit
Vomit

Vomit, and Other Projectiles

If projectile vomiting ever becomes an Olympic event, the Wells kids will be bringing home the gold for the good ol' U.S. of A.
 
Family
 
The Karate Kid
The Karate Kid
The Karate Kid

Field of Daydreams

Remember the bully sensei from The Karate Kid? I'm pretty sure my son just played against his Parks & Rec basketball team.

 
 
Family
 
Lily
Lily
Lily

Soft Puppy, Warm Puppy

Introducing our new puppy overlord, Lily.
 
Family
 
A Wells Family Christmas
A Wells Family Christmas
A Wells Family Christmas

A Wells Family Christmas

A Christmas poem - Wells-style.

 
 
Family
 
Green Bay Packers Fans
Green Bay Packers Fans
Green Bay Packers Fans

Dear Tim, Welcome to Wisconsin

The thirty-six year-old version of Tim sends an important message back in time, from Wisconsin, to his twenty-five-year-old self, in Washington.
 
TV
 
Pawn Stars
Pawn Stars
Pawn Stars

Reality TV Hangover, Courtesy of Pawn Stars

Tim becomes addicted to Pawn. Stars. Pawn Stars. What were you thinking, you pervert?

 
 
Poetry
 
united we stand
united we stand
united we stand

United We Stand – A Poem

United We Stand - a poem by Tim Wells
 
Poetry
 
Let Go
Let Go
Let Go

Let Go – A Poem

Let Go - a poem by Tim Wells